I live in a beautiful world with ugly people.

August 20, 2014 12:15 am

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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August 19, 2014 5:07 pm
toughh:

Brick, where’d you get a hand grenade?

toughh:

Brick, where’d you get a hand grenade?

(Source: wintersoldier53, via pmon3y69)

5:02 pm

vonmunsterr:

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

I love them so much bless their perfect souls.

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10:39 am

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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August 18, 2014 11:52 pm 11:49 pm

haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

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11:25 pm 6:47 pm

ohsoswiftly:

Taylor Swift - Shake it Off

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1:28 pm August 17, 2014 9:58 pm 9:57 pm 9:56 pm

metaphorwaters:

there are quotes that can’t be forgotten

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (2012)

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9:54 pm 9:53 pm

gingerhaze:

best ship only ship???

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9:50 pm